Pinup-Girl Panties

Oct 18 2010

La Perla

What goes around in fashion comes back around eventually…or so they say. Some fashion trends we are just happy to see “go” and one can only pray they never come back around to haunt our closets. Memorable-yet oddly hideous trends like Earth shoes or Poodle skirts should die peacefully and permanently in their place in history. Other trends might be fun to rekindle one day. It might be fun to see big shoulder pads back en vogue, or perhaps even stirrup pants. Fashion is fickle and it seems all relative to what I currently own. Whatever I’ve got is bound to not be what’s current and fashion forward, at least not for long. I just can’t seem to keep up!

Hanky Panky Peek-a-boo garter brief

Fashion trends are always changing in the lingerie world, too. Now that I have an entire wardrobe of g-strings and thongs, some consider them on their way “out” and other types of underwear are now “in”. Vintage styling in lingerie appears to be all the rage, largely inspired by hit televisions programs such as Mad Men, which is seen currently on AMC. The show takes place in the 60’s and has created a mini-resurgence in the fashion trends of this decade. The shows style mavens take you back to an era when clothing emphasized a more womanly and hourglass shaped figure. For whatever it’s worth, this seems to include “high-waisted briefs”—and yes, believe it or not they are sexy. The very pretty and very retro inspired underwear are Don Draper (and probably your boyfriend) approved.

Hanky Panky After Midnight Stretch Tulle High Rise Brief

Sexy you say? Are you dubious? I’m trying to stay away from calling them what may seem the obvious, as these definitely aren’t your average Granny panties. Several high-end lingerie retailers such as Hanky Panky and La Perla have come up with high-waister’s so luscious that nobody-yes, nobody-is going to be thinking about anybody’s Granny anything. These undies are not only sexy but comfy, too–now that’s a trend that may very well be worth repeating.

La Perla

xo J.

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Boys Will Be Boys

Oct 09 2010

Sexy black lingerie

You know the more I write for this website, the less anything really surprises me. Certainly this topic isn’t what I expected to be the topic du jour today, but this was so interesting and amazing to me, I just couldn’t resist.   It also affirms something I’ve always suspected about men but couldn’t prove emphatically until now. More on that in a second though–first things first.

It’s all over the news that since the beginning of August 33 Chilean miners have been stuck in very cramped quarters below ground. There has been a massive effort to not only keep these guys alive, but to figure out a way to get them safely out.

Now if you were stuck underground for over 2 months what would you be thinking about? The obvious choice to me would be the good food and drink I would want to eat once I got out of there.  I would also be thinking about all the things I would want to do that didn’t involve sweaty, stinky guys in close proximity. Now we’re getting somewhere. I’m sure they are probably all thinking about food, drink and possibly a nice hot shower. Surprisingly enough however, I did read recently that these guys are thinking a lot about lingerie. Yes it’s true. The wives and girlfriends of the miners have been instructed to go out and buy sexy underwear.

“He’s told me to buy a baby doll negligee so I’m going to. It seems we are more in love every day,” said Cristina Nunez. Jessica Salgado, wife of Alex Vega has said that her husband will be treated to some sexy black lingerie upon his arrival home.

It’s interesting to me that even in the most dire of circumstances (and here comes the proof of my hypothesis) men are still men and more than food, more than drink, more than just moving more than a few feet in any direction—they are still thinking about their women back home and are most looking forward to sex. Good sex. Actually this might be super good sex—throw in a bit of sexy lingerie and you have what might be true spontaneous combustion. After what they have been through, I’m sure they are most deserving. In any case, if all goes well and if the engineers planning the extraction give it the go-ahead, the first miners might be removed sometime tomorrow.

It’s going to be a hot time in the old town tonight. Xo J.

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Diamond Girl

Oct 04 2010

diamond bra

We’ve all heard it said that diamonds are a girl’s best friend.  Personally I have never had a sparkly rock that did me a bit of good when I was crying snot-faced over a bad break up.  Even still, I can see the aesthetic appeal of the right piece of pretty bling–especially if somehow it was associated with my ever-elusive Mr. Right.

Heidi Klum for Victoria's Secret

A number of years ago, diamond encrusted bra’s started appearing on the runway for Victoria’s Secret fashion shows.  Everyone was talking about Heidi Klum strutting down the runway in what was purported to be a $10 million dollar bra.  Egads—that’s a lot of rocks.   Being a sort of practical girl, I wondered—where exactly does one wear a $10 million dollar bra anyway?

Molly Sims for Sports Illustrated

Obviously no one cared to answer that question, nor did these bras stop appearing.  These bedazzled beauties were getting a lot of attention.  There were even a few copycats.  A few years later, I’ll be damned if Molly Sims didn’t appear on the cover of the 2006 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition in a 30 million dollar bikini.  (The bikini term used oh-so-loosely.  It’s more like BIG diamonds strung very strategically-and please, Molly– don’t move!)

Adriana Lima in Victoria's Secret Diamond Bra

This years Victoria’s Secret diamond bra will be modeled by Brazilian model Adriana Lima sometime later this fall.  With approximately 2,000 diamonds this stunning starburst bra is valued at 2.3 million dollars.  This is probably out of the reach of most of us schmucks.    Don’t despair ladies—there are plenty of truly amazing and beautiful bras out there that you can afford.  And most certainly there always is the cheapest and perhaps the sexiest bra out there—the “Hand Bra”.  Wear this one, and you are bound to be your best guy’s diamond girl—which is sort of the point, isn’t it?  Xo J.Hand bra

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