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Tallulah Bankhead: A Life of Passion

May 23 2010 Published by under Stories & Tips, Tart of the Week

Tallulah BankheadHer signature greeting, “DAH-ling!!!”, has been imitated for decades, but never with the attitude that Tallulah gave it. In truth, she used the greeting because she was terrible at remembering names, once quipping that she had introduced a friend of hers as “Martini”. Her name was “Olive”.

Born in Huntsville, Alabama in 1902, to a prominent political family, Tallulah discovered at an early age that theatrics were the key to getting the attention she craved. As a child, she was boisterous and prone to tantrums. Today, she would probably have been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. Happiest when all eyes were upon her, she entertained her classmates, family, and friends by imitating teachers and memorizing literature and plays, which she recited very dramatically. As a young teen, she was an avid reader of fan magazines, and at 15, she submitted her photo to “Picture Play” magazine for a contest whose prize included a trip to New York and a small part in a movie. Unfortunately, in her haste to send in her photo, she had neglected to include her name and address. When the magazine published photos of the finalists, her picture appeared with the caption “Who is She?”, and a plea from the editors for the mystery woman to contact them at once. Her father, although reluctant, agreed to let her go to New York with her aunt as a chaperone.

In New York, she took rooms at the Algonquin Hotel, and her vivacious personality and enthusiasm attracted the friendship of many of its illustrious guests: actors, playwrights and theater patrons. For the next five years, she would appear on the New York stage, but without scoring any major roles.

Tallulah in LondonTallulah, then, spent eight years on the London stage. This brought her the roles she wanted and the fame she had been seeking. She was especially popular with teenage girls and young women, who would often camp out for days for seats at her openings, hoping for seats in the gallery. They imitated her dress and her mannerisms, calling each other “Dahling”. They became known as the “gallery girls”. Tallulah was delighted, and acknowledged her devoted fans both onstage and off, sometimes pausing during their enthusiastic cheering to call “Thank you, dahlings,” from the stage.

In England, Tallulah’s outrageous antics grew even wilder. Her drug and alcohol use became as legendary as her promiscuity. She once claimed that she had a ravenous appetite for sex, but not for a particular type, and so she bedded anyone who was interested, man or woman. At the same time, her professional life continued to flourish. Although her plays were often critical failures, they stayed open on the strength of Tallulah’s popularity alone. In the fall of 1930, she received a lucrative offer from Paramount Studios to return to America and work her magic in Hollywood. Although she wasn’t really interested in a movie career, her poor financial management had taken its toll on her fortune, and she reluctantly left England for the USA.

In the late ’30s and ’40s, Tallulah conquered American film and stage, establishing herself as a full-fledged public “personality”. Her affairs were legendary, and her name became a household word. Like stars who came later, Elvis, Cher, and Lucy, she achieved that unique status of having her name so synonymous with her style and personality, that “Tallulah” alone identified her, in the public mind.

Tallulah in 1966In her later years, she continued to appear in cameo roles, most notably, on “I Love Lucy”, and she performed in an extravagant show in Las Vegas, and a popular radio show. She was becoming a caricature of herself. The public expected outrageous behavior from her, and she rarely disappointed them. Although her age was beginning to show, she was always ready to display her body. Guests at her home were frequently entertained by Tallulah performing on top of the piano, dressed in nothing but a string of pearls. She began to surround herself with young men, mostly gay, and frequently red-headed. She called them her “caddies”. A series of caddies took care of her until her death from pneumonia in 1967.

Tallulah Bankhead was a woman of wit and character. She lived life on her own terms and never apologized for it. She said it best herself: “Let’s not quibble! I’m the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, I’d rather be strongly wrong than weakly right..”

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Kitty Fisher: Show Her the Money!

Mar 10 2010 Published by under Historical Perspective, Tart of the Week

Lucy Locket lost her pocket.Lucy Locket lost her pocket,
Kitty Fisher found it;
Not a penny was there in it,
Only ribbon round it.

This nursery rhyme has been taught to children for over 200 years. It’s included in some of the earliest Mother Goose collections of children’s poetry.  In fact, the tune to which it was sung was borrowed for “Yankee Doodle Dandy”. So what, in the world, is it doing on TrashyLingerie.org? It’s introducing you to this week’s Tart of the Week, Kitty Fisher!

As you probably know, many nursery rhymes began as tongue-in-cheek commentary about the real people and situations of the day. In this case, Lucy Locket was a popular barmaid and prostitute at a public house called “The Cock” in London. Kitty Fisher was a courtesan and aspiring actress. There are two interpretations of the rhyme. The first is that, Lucy, hardworking waitress and good time girl, was poor, and that the wicked Kitty, who earned her money in the same way, except for the working part, was wealthy. The second explanation is that both of these ladies were popular courtesans of their day. Lucy had a wealthy benefactor; her “pocket”. Kitty Fisher wanted him. Kitty always got what she wanted. You could just ask her dear friend, Sir Joshua Reynolds, the portrait artist who made her the subject of four of his most famous paintings.

CasanovaKitty was probably born around 1738 and entered into the world’s oldest profession at an early age. To say she was acquisitive would be a gross understatement. She was absolutely mercenary, demanding the highest payment for her services and demanding the very best of everything from her gentlemen friends. Her beauty must have been remarkable, because she lived in splendor, with liveried servants and more than enough money to support her lavish lifestyle. All of fashionable London copied her gowns. She was very sure of herself and her popularity, claiming that she turned down the advances of Casanova, himself, because he only offered her 2/3 of her normal fee. Casanova, however, in a letter written at the time, claims that she offered, but he turned her down, finding her too common for his taste, since she only spoke English. It may have been Kitty Fisher who was the real inventor of the sandwich. Insulted by a gentleman’s offer of 1000 pounds for her services (she usually charged twice that much), she took the bank note, put it between two slices of buttered bread, and ate it to show her contempt. The Earl of Sandwich, who was a friend of hers, may have been inspired by her tantrum.Kitty, as painted by Nathaniel Hone

As happened frequently, Kitty lived hard and she lived fast. She eventually married a member of Parliament, and retired to his country home. She seems to have become a popular and generous lady of the manor in the end. She died in 1767, after less than a year of marriage, at the age of 28. Admiral Keppel’s infamous memoir of the time gave us this cryptic epitaph: “She died, a martyr to the cosmetic art.”

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Mae West: Sex Icon

Feb 24 2010 Published by under Tart of the Week

Mae West

Some my favorite quotes can be attributed to this week’s Tart. You’ve heard them all.
“A hard man is good to find.”
“So many men, so little time.”
“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.”

Vaudeville performer, playwright, movie star, sex icon, Mae West was born in 1893 in Brooklyn. She began performing at an early age, and, with the advent of the Roaring Twenties, she took advantage of the changing attitude toward women’s rights to develop a style and attitude that was sometimes scandalous, but always sensational. She turned her attention to Broadway, and titled her first play “Sex”. Her performance in the leading role won her an arrest and conviction on a morals charge, but it didn’t even slow her down. She followed it up with success after success. Her fourth play on Broadway, in 1928, called “Diamond Lil” was wildly successful, received rave reviews and had theater patrons lined up around the block to purchase tickets. The motion picture industry deemed the play unsuitable for the screen, but a determined Mae went to Hollywood anyway, accepting a small part in a Paramount film with her old friend and movie star, George Raft. Mae was given one line, which she immediately rewrote to fit her own inimitable style. In the film, when a nightclub patron commented “Goodness, what beautiful diamonds.” “Goodness,” she replied, “had nothing to do with it, dearie.” She stole the show. Mae made other movies for Paramount, but by this time, her name was synonymous with sex. Her films met with the very strictest censorship, which frustrated her. The radical changes, that the censors insisted on, changed the films so much that they met with only moderate success. In the late 1930’s, tired of the meddling studio officials and censors, Mae West gave up movie making.

Mae West

In her later years, she produced a Las Vegas stage show in which she starred, surround by body builder type men in loincloths. Her career was revived during the 60’s and 70’s, during the “free love” era, where her true genius was finally appreciated. Mae West died in 1980 at the age of 87, but she left us with this quote, which became her signature line: “Why don’t you come up and see me sometime, when I’ve got nothing on but the radio.”

We think Mae would have been proud to be named Tart of the Week!

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