In my travels down that long information highway, I am always on the lookout for items for this column. You might think that these are hard to find. I wish that were the case. The reason you don’t see new additions to the gallery more often, is that frequently, the samples I find leave me absolutely speechless. Remember, I am only doing this for you! Here are some that I found words for:

This classy little number from Agent Provocateur looks almost conservative, until you take into consideration the 2 inch metal spikes around the waist. This might be the perfect lingerie for those monthly “Touch-me-and-die” days that we have all experienced.

This ensemble should come with a can of furniture polish and a soft cloth. Why is the song “Love is a Battlefield” running through my head?

I am struggling with my choice of words here…”dramatic”, “geometric”, “architectural”, “dynamic”… but what i really want to say is: “WTF????”

Who would have thought that just a couple of buckles and pretty blue ribbons would make your shipping supplies multi-purpose?? Imagine what you could do with a little of that “Priority Mail” tape! In fact, maybe the government is missing the boat on a whole new revenue stream! I am envisioning a whole line of strategically placed stamps and stickers for the ladies and mailing tubes and “package” labels for the gentlemen. The mind boggles.

You’ve seen these. The brooding hero of the popular movie series pictured on ladies panties. Unless you’re 14 and full of angst, you have probably dismissed these out of hand. But, wait! Have you seen the inside?

…So, there is a team I can join???