If you’ve been in a relationship for any length of time, it’s entirely possible that some of the fire that was originally in your love life has waned. It’s frustrating and annoying. Most of us long for the old days when your partner just couldn’t keep his hands off of you, and the TV collected dust. Unfortunately, due to hectic lifestyles and a plethora of other modern day exhaustion’s, sometimes couples are just too tired, busy or distracted to “do it” as much as they used to.
Do you want to get your man back? Are you tired of going to bed with a good book instead of a good man? I have an idea. How about luring your guy back with both guns a’ blazin’—how about a strip tease?
The outfit is obviously the most important part to get the strip tease started, and is used mostly to get your man’s attention. It’s okay if it’s even a bit costume-y, the point is to let him know something out of the ordinary is occurring and that you mean business. Of course, it helps if the outfit screams “sexy”, but make sure you are fully dressed because the obvious point of the strip tease is to prolong the “undressing”. Dress fully, but dress accordingly. Make sure what you have on underneath is as tantalizing as what’s on top, so that every layer that comes off makes the project more and more tantalizing. This is where some really sexy lingerie could move mountains.
The point of the strip tease is to entice. So–you’ve dressed for obvious sex appeal and gotten his attention—then what? The obvious choice at this point is to turn on some seductive music. Make it good, nothing too rowdy, but music that creates a seductive mood. You want your man to know that you are a woman filled with overflowing passion and that you are going to seduce him.
At this point in the strip tease, begin to move your body according to the music. Swing your hips slowly in a circle, seductively. Touch your body exactly as you wish he would touch yours…but his turn is later. Do not let him touch you at this point, make him wait. Be confident in your moves and even though you may feel a bit silly, don’t’ let that show. Begin to take off that first layer, and when you do, turn your back to him and let the garment fall slowly down your back. Turn around slowly to torture him gently. Tantalize him by kicking your shoes off lightly (wear slip ons and don’t hurl them!) slowly to expose your feet and (good idea here) your thigh high stockings. There is something about thigh high stockings that drive men wild. They are every woman’s secret weapon and during your strip tease would be the perfect time to don a pair.
After your shoes are off and you are in your stocking feet, put your foot up on a chair or stool and hike your skirt up a little. Caress your legs from the bottom all the way up…slowly…deliberately. This will completely torment him. After you get to the top of your leg, take the top of the stocking and gently roll it down each leg. Take the stocking and use it as a gentle prop. Wrap it around him gently and seductively.
After your stockings are off, turn your back to him once again and unzip your skirt and pull it slowly down. By now you should be in your sexiest lingerie. Touch yourself exactly as you would want him to touch you, it will drive him crazy. Turn your back to him again, and undo your bra strap. Pull each strap down slowly and hold the bra with arms crossed across your breasts and turn around slowly. Let the bra drop to the floor. Once again, it’s very important to maintain your composure, even if he’s losing his. Touch yourself slowly, seductively and show him how much you enjoy it. Turn around and pull your panties off extremely slowly and then kick them gently in his direction. Turn around and move your body accordingly. What you do from here on out is between you and your guy. I’m betting there won’t be a TV remote involved whatsoever—and that was the point wasn’t it? Xo J.
It’s been a few weeks since I have reported in on my adventures in Internet dating. The truth is, I met someone that I thought was postitively wonderful. He seemed so perfect and I thought that if I wrote about him it might jinx the sweet beauty of this new relationship. I am writing about him now, however in hopes that someone can learn from my experience or at least commiserate.
