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Lingerie Can Save the World

Mar 19 2010 Published by under About Lingerie, Are You Kidding Me?, News & Noteworthy

We love lingerie. We love fun. Combine the two, and we are just tickled pink. To that end, the Japanese lingerie manufacturer, Triumph International, has a history of designing and producing some of the most interesting and amusing bras we have ever seen. Triumph’s usual lingerie design is elegant and innovative, an aesthetic delight in undergarments. However, the socially conscious company annually unveils a special edition. These special designs are not intended for manufacture or sale, but to address a particular social issue. We have shown some of our favorites here:
The Solar Bra

The Solar Bra, designed to call attention to energy conservation, has a solar panel, worn around the stomach, that can store enough energy to charge an iPod or MP3 player, or even a toaster. The bra requires exposure to sunlight to charge, so the company doesn’t expect to market it any time soon, thinking that lingerie is not usually worn as outerwear. Obviously, they haven’t met Lady Gaga. The eco-conscious Triumph has another green-themed bra that converts into a resusable shopping bag. TrashyLingerie.org applauds this endeavor because we, too, believe that “Lingerie can Save the World”!

The Chopstick Bra

The Chopstick Bra features a pair of collapsible and reusable chopsticks that fit in a pocket at the side of the cups. The cups, themselves, are a rice bowl and a miso soup bowl. Yes, we agree. This DOES give a whole new meaning to the idea of “cup o’soup”. The Japanese discard 25 billion pairs of wooden chopsticks per year. To discourage this “throw away” culture, and save huge chunks of Japanese forest, reusable chopsticks are being promoted.

Marriage Hunting Bra

As more adults concentrate on career, rather than marriage and family, the average age in Japan rises. The government has encouraged young adults to consider marrying earlier, to avoid the troubles facing people seeking marriage partners in their late 30′s and 40′s. With this issue changing the face of the country, Triumph unveiled the Marriage Hunting Bra. It features a digital countdown clock, that ticks off the days until the projected wedding date, and is activated by inserting an engagement ring in a holder between the cups of the bra. It has pockets for a seal and pen, for filling out the marriage license, and is constructed of bridal satin and lace. The accompanying apron and oven mitts make the bride-to-be immediately ready to step into her role as homemaker. The company hopes that this will help the marriage-minded woman find a husband by wearing her intentions on her sleeve, so to speak.

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Sex Education School Textbook for Girls

Dec 11 2009 Published by under Are You Kidding Me?

I recently received this image as part of an email. If this doesn’t fall into the “Are you kidding me?” category, I don’t know what does. This is apparently an actual excerpt from a sex education school textbook for girls printed in the early 60′s in the UK. While we can’t vouch for the authenticity of this image, it looks plausible. This text is advising young women at the time as follows:

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminie hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed.”

The article goes on to advise:

“When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband if is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.”

Are they serious? Who wrote this stuff? In any event, you can read the entire text for yourself. I think you’ll find it very amusing!

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