When you do something right, you just know it. You get that little thrill that tells you that this will change the world for the better. We think that the inventors of the following Lingerie may have mistaken some other electric charge for that thrill. There is nothing right about any of these.
Oh sure, you can find her in the dark, but she never remembers to switch to low beams when she comes up over that hill on I-65.
We’re going to give you just a moment to consider this picture before we tell you what it is. No, it’s not a chocolate pendant. That would have been a GOOD idea. Yes, you guessed it. The Chocolate Thong. You’ll be pleased to know that it also comes in a men’s style.
Ruth lived to regret wearing her rubber suit on the day she stopped at the gas station to inflate her tires. On the bright side, the accident inspired a new water ride at the local amusement park.
Gentlemen sometimes need a foundation garment as well. This one cinches the waist and makes that manly chest look manlier. Yes, Mother, all the boys are wearing them.
Isn’t this one of the things we wear a bra to avoid???
And finally, someone has combined the two things men love most! The Bacon Bra. What would the USDA do?
